A Meaningful Life

I read some trivia that claimed termites eat through wood twice as fast when listening to rock music. My anecdotal experience tells me this is true. You work faster because you get in the groove. The music tempo seems to push you along at a cheerful allegro pace.

In my head I hear the new Apple theme by Fiest but with my lyrics. “1,2,3,4 I’m eating at your wooden floor”